slow 

Someone who is lacking mental capacity, sluggish or needs long time to react or learn.

To put it bluntly, he is, well, slow. I don't mean to sound condescending (I'm not exactly a rocket scientist either), but that is what he is.

slow by il--ya June 12, 2014

slow 

This website at getting new definitions up

slow by Bloofy April 14, 2003

slow 

Somebody who has problems understanding something. And is not fast in the mind.

Damn, that muthafucka is slow!!! He over there tryin to pee in a sink, what the fuck?

slow by Marquetta June 3, 2004

slow 

1) Someone who doesn't understand what's going on.

2) A person who is not particularly quick in their mental processes.



See also retard, stupid

1)Yo, Brian is slow he didn't know the teacher was talking about him.

2)That girl is so slow she failed the driving test five times.

slow by sycotik December 17, 2003

slow 

a situation looks bleak or there is no hope

the republicans beating obama next election. it's slow

slow by gvillehookup October 18, 2011

slow 

A relatively slow learner, who while struggling to keep up with everyday tasks, cultural evolution, or academics, is in a temporary (and usually domain limited) state of high reason, capable of demonstrating some set of the complex products of creativity and/or analytical thought. An effect due to some combination of factors such as intrinsic motivation, autistic spectrum disorders, emotional intelligence, mental specialization, and the powers of chance.

"But I thought Einstein couldn't speak till he was four".
"He was just slow"

"Mikey's failing math again!"
"Don't worry about honey.....he's just a little slow"

slow by Pizzlej February 29, 2008

SLOW 

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

SLOW by tele April 20, 2005