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to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003
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portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state
β€œThat show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”
by venediction May 27, 2020
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One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.
My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
by Qbert October 07, 2004
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The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the β€œfetchie’” becomes the β€œfetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male
Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
by Peon June 14, 2004
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I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!
by stupidgoddamgolf October 26, 2005
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To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.
Man, i totally golfed that test.
by Danny M January 27, 2005
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A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.
Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.
by IMMA MAN December 21, 2009
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