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to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003
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A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form β€œWanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.
Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
by Wingiverto January 10, 2020
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One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.
My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
by Qbert October 07, 2004
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The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the β€œfetchie’” becomes the β€œfetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male
Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
by Peon June 14, 2004
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I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!
by stupidgoddamgolf October 26, 2005
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Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
by user4 August 20, 2004
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