"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
by watson November 21, 2002
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Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
by AYB August 29, 2003
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That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.
by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2010
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The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.
That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
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Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
by John Penix December 20, 2003
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slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.
My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.
by worddog June 2, 2003
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