crasterbation
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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crasterbation
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
crasterbation by Hillman January 21, 2006
Crasterbation
Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.
I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.
Crasterbation by Professor PMS December 26, 2014
Crasterbation
Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...
Crasterbation by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014
crassturbation
The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
Casturbation
Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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