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A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
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A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
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A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up
by Saihttam March 24, 2005
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Someone who purposefully teases and taunts another for their own enjoyment.
Jake: Wow hot tubbing in the rain would be so great right now.

Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.

Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!

Katie: Wow, thanks loser.
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Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.
What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life
by Disgruntled Winnipeger July 25, 2005
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loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you.
loser: ok
by cardenio April 06, 2005
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