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A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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@ZubyMusic made this perfect distinction:

Don't use the term LOSER to refer to people who haven't made it yet.

Use it to refer to people who aren't even trying, but want to take shots at those who are trying.
Losers like you should be dropped onto the Ural Mountains with nothing but a blanket.
by Kiwikiwi88 July 04, 2020
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A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
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A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up
by Saihttam March 24, 2005
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someone who can't accept their own failure
k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just a fucking jelly loser.
by it is not your business July 23, 2019
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