The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
by I Hate This Fucking Website December 7, 2015
Get the Moon mug.A thing that has been blown up at least 200 times in the DragonBall series. Believed to have revolved around the earth prior to its destruction(s).
DragonBall dude: omgwtf is that the moon?
Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!
DragonBall dude 2: where?
Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!
DragonBall dude 2: where?
by Shin Tsubasa April 18, 2009
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Get the Moon mug.Americans first land on the moon.
In Russia=
General- Soldier! You are going to fly to the sun tomorrow to show that we are better than those americans!
Soldier-Sir! But I'll burn!
General- Do you think I'm so stupid! You will fly at night!
In Russia=
General- Soldier! You are going to fly to the sun tomorrow to show that we are better than those americans!
Soldier-Sir! But I'll burn!
General- Do you think I'm so stupid! You will fly at night!
by Rosti May 1, 2003
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by Andrew Pitcher January 21, 2009
Get the Moon mug.Verb (informal), used with or without an object: to consider or to think about; to mull
Note: may be used actively or passively.
Note: may be used actively or passively.
Jack (to Marie): Are you down in the dumps for what happened?
Marie: Not at all. In fact, I don't want to moon it.
Marie: Not at all. In fact, I don't want to moon it.
by dajo10 September 26, 2010
Get the Moon mug.Are you fucking retarded?
Do you have a mental illness?
Are you unable to physically see out of your fucking eyeballs
It is the massive fucking thing in the sky at night
Do you have a mental illness?
Are you unable to physically see out of your fucking eyeballs
It is the massive fucking thing in the sky at night
by Monishman May 23, 2023
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