crasterful 

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.

“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”

crasterful by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014

CoasterFuel

A roller-coaster based community in which people upload tracks they made on programs such as RCT3 and No Limits, and Scream Machine. Also there are forums to discuss roller coasters and other stuff. Worth a look if you are into roller coasters.

Guy1-I just went to Six Flags and now I'm going to hook up with coasterFuel because i love roller coasters.

Guy2-AWSOME! me too.

Guy3-You're gay dude.

CoasterFuel by Tyler Holler August 31, 2006

crapderful 

An adjective or exclamation. Derived from the words crap and wonderful, and means essentially the same thing as crap, but usually only in a sarcastic way.

A: Clean your room!
B: Oh, crapderful.

"Well, gee, that was a crapderful concert."

crapderful by ~souba~ December 14, 2005

Casterflating 

To frolic merrily through a field of flowers

"Dude I was casterflating yesterday"
"Damn I wish I could have been there"
"It felt great"

Casterflating by di$gu$ting January 9, 2010

crackerfuls 

1. Foolish white people
2. (rarely) A Nabisco product consisting of cheese between two crackers

Look at those crackerfuls wearing leiderhosen at a theme park.

crackerfuls by BGWfan April 20, 2012

Clusterful 

A defining cluster.

My class was so clusterful, it's not even funny. Motherfuckers didn't get one word I said.

Clusterful by Atomic42 October 21, 2008

crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

crusterfuck by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015