Craigers

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Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.

"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."

Craigers by Cwk September 24, 2013

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Craiggers

1. The guy at a party riding a door down the staircase with his shirt on his head a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other

2. A slightly insane drunkard who girls greet with exclimations of joy

1. Holy crap look at Craiggers go!

2. CRAIGGERS IS HERE!!!

Craiggers by The Woodchucker December 9, 2008

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Craigers • craigerson • Craiggers • Craigels • Craigeroo~ • craigerous • Craigery Owens • Stickey Craigery • cragger

Craigery Owens

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!

Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

Craigery Owens by cobrapurplelover :) June 2, 2009

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Stickey Craigery

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"

DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)

Stickey Craigery by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

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craggers

The white shit that gathers in the corners of some people's mouths when they're on one.

Oi mate, sort your Craggers out.

Errh this guy trying to chat to me is right on one, craggers on his mouth and everything. Someone get him a drink of water!

Don't talk to me with them craggers, go away 🤢

craggers by bassfrequency May 7, 2020

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Craigels

As a noun, a term given to those with a massive amount of facial or chest hair.

As a verb, the act of giving felatio to anybody with a spare quarter.

Hey Craigels, when are you going to shave that face of yours?

Hey, how's it going? Do you like to craigel? I have 50 cents and 20 minutes of free time.

Craigels by Kenji Germanis March 2, 2008

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Craiggers

Hookers or escorts from the Exotic section of craigslist. Often enjoy doing blow with clients, and getting gang banged

After some pinchies, we went and got some craiggers.

Craiggers by pinchyheads October 21, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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