Craigers

Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.

"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."

by Cwk September 24, 2013

Craiggers

1. The guy at a party riding a door down the staircase with his shirt on his head a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other

2. A slightly insane drunkard who girls greet with exclimations of joy

1. Holy crap look at Craiggers go!

2. CRAIGGERS IS HERE!!!

by The Woodchucker December 9, 2008

Craigery Owens

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!

Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

by cobrapurplelover :) June 2, 2009

Stickey Craigery

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"

DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)

by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

craggers

The white shit that gathers in the corners of some people's mouths when they're on one.

Oi mate, sort your Craggers out.

Errh this guy trying to chat to me is right on one, craggers on his mouth and everything. Someone get him a drink of water!

Don't talk to me with them craggers, go away 🤢

by bassfrequency May 7, 2020

Craigels

As a noun, a term given to those with a massive amount of facial or chest hair.

As a verb, the act of giving felatio to anybody with a spare quarter.

Hey Craigels, when are you going to shave that face of yours?

Hey, how's it going? Do you like to craigel? I have 50 cents and 20 minutes of free time.

by Kenji Germanis March 2, 2008

Craiggers

Hookers or escorts from the Exotic section of craigslist. Often enjoy doing blow with clients, and getting gang banged

After some pinchies, we went and got some craiggers.

by pinchyheads October 21, 2010