contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

chafer by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

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chaised

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009

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chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

chaffed asshole challenge by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

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Chaimeisje

English Breakfast is te normaal voor haar. Alleen de interessante kruiden en specerijen van de chai kunnen aan persoonlijkheid weerspiegelen. Graag leest ze een boek in de trein om indruk te maken op haar aantrekkelijke medepassagiers. Ze maakt elke ochtend baked oats.

Chaimeisje: "spill the chaitea"

Chaimeisje by urbancaper April 4, 2022

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