chaife 

To fart out the vagina.

holy shit greg, your mom donna really chaifed a big one last night.

chaife by adam is so great November 22, 2003

Chaffetz 

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

Chaffetz by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

chafer

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

chafer by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

chaised 

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009

chaffed asshole challenge 

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

chaffed asshole challenge by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Chaimeisje 

English Breakfast is te normaal voor haar. Alleen de interessante kruiden en specerijen van de chai kunnen aan persoonlijkheid weerspiegelen. Graag leest ze een boek in de trein om indruk te maken op haar aantrekkelijke medepassagiers. Ze maakt elke ochtend baked oats.

Chaimeisje: "spill the chaitea"

Chaimeisje by urbancaper April 4, 2022