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Chaffetz 

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.
"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"
Chaffetz by SimianFriday February 16, 2017
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chaffetz 

Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz
Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.
chaffetz by DcUnited February 13, 2017
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chaffetz 

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.
"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"
chaffetz by User #109123 February 16, 2017

Chaffetz 

Holding government officials accountable, and saving taxpayers money.
The DHS secretary got a taste of Chaffetz after he was outed for spending 1 thousand dollars on coffee.
Chaffetz by djasc September 14, 2017

get chaffetzed 

In the political world, to get Chaffetzed means to be thrown under the bus by someone you have helped or mentored in order for that person to get ahead. It is named after Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who regularly turned on his former mentors or supporters.
Various prominent Republicans, from former Utah governor and presidential candidate Jon Huntsman Jr. to House Majority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, have experienced what it's like to get Chaffetzed.
get chaffetzed by zizikazoo May 17, 2017
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