Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."
by SimianFriday March 05, 2019

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.
by SimianFriday September 21, 2016

This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
by SimianFriday March 05, 2019

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.
by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

by SimianFriday March 05, 2019
