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A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES
by GrazerMagic April 19, 2011
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.
by Intelligence001 September 03, 2016
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the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your dick)
said like this: knees bitch! now!
by Dirty Ed April 07, 2005
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It's when you're dancing with a girl, you take your knee and rub it against her crotch/vagina.
That girl couldn't dance, so I gave her the knee.
by Jan+JR July 20, 2009
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A clean way to describe a level of pure bitch mode of a woman that has gone beyond the level of cunt but not quite hitting the level of ankle.
Yo man, that girl such a fucking knee for sucking my bro off before kissing me last night.
by Dmentd1 February 01, 2017
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