chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."
Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."
by Shlubs McGee November 19, 2015
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chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
"Dude... So totally chaired man"
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
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The chair

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017
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Chair

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 01, 2010
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chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
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Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
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chair

fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
by casablanca10 April 22, 2009
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