Shitfaced

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.
by K.M.A November 01, 2004
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Shitfaced

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."
by Jalpster January 19, 2018
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 18, 2010
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Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.
I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.
by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011
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Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)
Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed
by Othermanwithnoname June 04, 2017
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Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.
Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.
by Gunny20 October 27, 2014
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