Chaifed 

Another word for raped.

Amongts a group of friends: Keep talking shit and your finnaget chaifed.

Chaifed by Ezau Ruiz April 26, 2006

Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

chaised 

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009

chaffed asshole challenge 

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

chaffed asshole challenge by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

chaffed banana 

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

chaffed banana by kung-pow January 26, 2003

chifed 

When you sit on your nuts and it stings all day

Today I sat down to quickly and chifed so hard

chifed by G.U.Y November 28, 2013

Chaired 

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

Chaired by VandyBoys August 20, 2019