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Beeritable 

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.
Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.
Beeritable by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

Beeritual 

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck
Beeritual by LeaEdd March 23, 2011

Beer it Forward

Buying a stranger a beer, in the hopes that they in turn will buy a buy another stranger a beer (rather than paying you back). Commonly practiced on International Beer Day.
It's like Pay it Forward, but with beer:

"Don't pay me back, Beer it Forward."
Beer it Forward by skyscotty July 9, 2009

beeritas 

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.
Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!
beeritas by oobun December 7, 2010

beeritate 

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer
Don't beeritate me while I watch the game
beeritate by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008

Beerithmatic 

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
Beerithmatic by GrabReef January 31, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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