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Beeritable 

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.
Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.
Beeritable by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

Beeritual 

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck
Beeritual by LeaEdd March 23, 2011

Beer it Forward

Buying a stranger a beer, in the hopes that they in turn will buy a buy another stranger a beer (rather than paying you back). Commonly practiced on International Beer Day.
It's like Pay it Forward, but with beer:

"Don't pay me back, Beer it Forward."
Beer it Forward by skyscotty July 9, 2009

beeritas 

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.
Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!
beeritas by oobun December 7, 2010

beeritate 

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer
Don't beeritate me while I watch the game
beeritate by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008

Beerithmatic 

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
Beerithmatic by GrabReef January 31, 2010