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Beertuation 

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.
Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"
Beertuation by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Beeritable 

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.
Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.
Beeritable by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

beeriously beerious 

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated
My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.
a cereal in which the milk has been substituted by beer, usually eaten the morning after a house party
the other day at joe's we wanted cerial but we didnt have milk so we just made some beerial!
beerial by gregrrrr September 30, 2006

beeritas 

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.
Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!
beeritas by oobun December 7, 2010

beeritate 

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer
Don't beeritate me while I watch the game
beeritate by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008