Beeritual

finding religion through inebriation

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck

by LeaEdd March 23, 2011

Beertuation

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.

Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"

by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Beeritable

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.

Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.

by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

beeriously beerious

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated

My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.

by Ms. Liza A. delos Santos October 9, 2008

beerial

a cereal in which the milk has been substituted by beer, usually eaten the morning after a house party

the other day at joe's we wanted cerial but we didnt have milk so we just made some beerial!

by gregrrrr September 30, 2006

beeritas

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.

Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!

by oobun December 7, 2010

beeritate

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer

Don't beeritate me while I watch the game

by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008