Urban Dictionary: Beer

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The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

by Lugermeister June 14, 2004

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!

- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!

by BeerMaster November 12, 2003

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

by smoog August 13, 2004

Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!

Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!

by Derek214 May 28, 2006