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The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
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Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
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My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water
#beer#mom#jesu#s water#chyeah
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 15, 2010
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Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
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Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
#booze#alchohol#becks#bud-light#declicious
by Derek214 May 28, 2006
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A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
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