My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
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Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.
by robertv September 19, 2009
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Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.
by Arcangelo January 29, 2009
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the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most
finish your beer, there are sober people in china!
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The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.
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Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!
by JewLove December 29, 2004
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