by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 15, 2010
by Arcangelo January 29, 2009
by anastasia beavehausen August 26, 2003
The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.
by patjuno? November 19, 2011
Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
by JewLove December 29, 2004