Beerito

3 heavy draft beers to be consumed in place of a proper dinner. Named for having a similar amount of calories as your average mission-style burrito.

Did you eat dinner tonight?

Nah, I was just planning on drinking a beerito.

by The_lnternets December 15, 2011

beerio kart

A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.

Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."

Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"

by chet elderson February 18, 2009

Beerstorming

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.

Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?

by Big OllieD April 6, 2009

Beeritable

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.

Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.

by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Honey Butt Beerios

The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.

Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.

by Chadass December 4, 2015

Beerios

The combination of your preferred light beer, and Cheerios.

One of the ways to start your early mornings drinking for holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, or your birthday.

Dude, after tonight, we are waking up at six o'clock and starting to play pong and have some BEERIOS for breakfast.

by Dayton Flyer (937) March 17, 2010