Inebriation 

A term you use when someone does something incredibly moronic while wasted.

When said, the term must be uttered in the same way humiliation is uttered in the Quake games

person 1: What! Cindy's pregnant......How did this happen!
person 2: Inebriation!

person 1: Dude! Carl got killed in a car accident
person 2: Inebriation!
person 1: ............What The...Fffuck!, is wrong with you!
person 2: Inebriation!

Inebriation by Titty von Winker dude March 31, 2011

inebriation 

alcoholic. someone who frequently and sometimes ritually drinks alcohol.

He was in such a state of inebriation, he had to buy a new 12-pack every day.

inebriation by Brandon Kirchner July 15, 2007

Inebriation Donation 

A blood donation (such as to the red cross) motivated by the will to put one's body in a state that will become more affected by alcohol.

"I'm kind of low on cash, so I think im going to make an Inebriation Donation before I go to the byob party tonight."

Inebriation Donation by Pearldrums October 11, 2008

inebriation-creation 

A term used to describe any random activities, usually made-up on the fly, that only extremely intoxicated individuals would perform. These events may be small, such as imitating animals, shoving objects inside of random body orifices, dancing naked, and playing penis tag, but they could also be more extreme. The sheer spontaneity of these activities can result in a lot of fun, not to mention the fact that the individual's drunken state will not inhibit him in any way, throwing responsibility and reason out of the window. However, the more extreme inebriation-creations may result in injury and even death.

An example of an extreme inebriation-creation: During night-time, an insanely drunk individual or group of people get in an automobile, hit the nearest highway, freeway, or interstate, push the automobile to its highest speed limit (usually well above 120 miles per hour). After this stage is achieved, the driver will turn off his headlights and let go of the steering wheel. If the driver has even the slightest amount of common sense left in him, he will periodically take control of the steering wheel and turn on the headlights so he/she does not crash and burn. Even so, there is approximatly an 80% chance of assured death for all of the people in the car at the time.

Man 1 "Yo dude, like, what happened last night, did I pass out?"
Man 2 "Naww man you were wildin out, doin all these ridiculous inebriation-creations and shit"
Man 3 "Shit man, thats probably why there were marbles up my ass this morning"

inebriation-creation by Stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

inebriation proclamation 

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

inebriation proclamation by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006

righteous inebriation 

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

righteous inebriation by taylsor February 21, 2007

Escalation of Inebriation 

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.

"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

Escalation of Inebriation by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009