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beeritate 

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer
Don't beeritate me while I watch the game
beeritate by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008
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beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.
No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.

beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Beeritable 

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.
Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.
Beeritable by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

Beeratated 

when you are so irritated that you just need a beer.
That fucking sofa is not going to fit through that door! holy shit i'm gettin' beeratated!
Beeratated by Andrew Golden June 17, 2008
bev-i-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

When an individual has consumed so many alcoholic beverages that he/she believes they have gained control of both time and space... And demonstrate with great enthusiasm.
You better shut John off... Homeboy was about to Bevitate next to the fridge
Bevitate by gnice3d December 28, 2010

beerienteering 

A pub crawl where a series of pubs must be visited in order based on clues and other navigational information. Consumption of beer at each venue is usually compulsory.

Etymology: contraction of beer + orienteering.
"We got lashed beerienteering last night."
beerienteering by Bob Franklin November 8, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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