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The only fucking word that can be put everyfuckingwhere and still fucking make fucking sense.
by Sassy Sasha February 14, 2018
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An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
by rogerthewhale December 04, 2011
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The word that is said immediately after the WiFi stops working.
"FUCK! THE WIFI STOPPED WORKING!"
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by explodoboy June 29, 2017
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The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 17, 2011
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1. v. A way to express extreme anger at a specific person.
2. v. Telling a person to leave you alone.
3. n. In relation to sex or intercourse.
4. v. Have sex or intercourse
5. adj. Screwed.
1. Fuck you Jimmy!
2. Fuck off Jimmy.
3. That was a great fuck last night.
4. Fuck me Jimmy!
5. Jimmy's fucked/Jimmy's fucked up in the head.
by Extremize October 01, 2017
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