The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.
Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.
The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.
The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 17, 2011
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1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
by Cheese-man April 05, 2003
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An expression of contempt.
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Translation: Fuck you.
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Translation: Fuck you.
by EJL February 17, 2004
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"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
NOTE:
The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
NOTE:
The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
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by olly olly oxenfree December 28, 2008
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Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink?
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
by SlopNChop September 03, 2017
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