The only fucking word that can be put everyfuckingwhere and still fucking make fucking sense.

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

The word that is said immediately after the WiFi stops working.

The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.

A word Gordan Ramsay uses a lot.

1. v. A way to express extreme anger at a specific person.
2. v. Telling a person to leave you alone.
3. n. In relation to sex or intercourse.
4. v. Have sex or intercourse
5. adj. Screwed.

Fuck