11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students
9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs.
marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301
anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more
money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.
1 big happy dysfunctional family
1. My deepest condolences that your sun is going to RIT.
2. You went to RIT because you couldn'
t get ass anyway,
ad needed an excuse for
sucking so much.