The man. The myth. The myth. Feel lucky if you ever come across one. They said an alpito is rarer than a sunny day in Amsterdam cold winter. Loyal and insane, an alpito would make you question if reality is a mere simulation. They’re a different breed and who knows where do their ideas come. An alpito will cherish you on your low days and they’ll make sure you never leave a party early. Talented and a letal machine. So, if you ever see one, ask for a wish.
Hey look, there’s an Alpito! I should hide my girlfriend before it’s no more. Rumor said it that he counts bodies as leaves falling in middle Autum.
by sbstnglnd November 21, 2021
Get the alpitomug.