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(Noun) How [high] you are. Your "high-ness".
"What's your altitude?"

"I smoked three bowls of [spice], I'm chillin' on Mount Everest"
Altitude by Josh.F August 26, 2014

Altitude Poop 

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.
Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air
Altitude Poop by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Altitude Adjustment 

Getting high or the act of getting high. common phrase used in the south y'all!
I need an "altitude adjustment"
Get higher and higher 'til I feel nothing
Blue mountain air and good clean lovin'
Altitude Adjustment by cherrioeater October 20, 2020

Altitude Bogeys 

Bogeys that accumulate in altitude areas only
These altitude bogey appear from nowhere. Bogeys found in altitude. When you at a great altitude and the altitude bogeys appear
Altitude Bogeys by Oggy1233 January 14, 2020

altitude abuse 

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.
It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.
altitude abuse by Pete Samp December 1, 2009

altitude idiot 

A GTA Online normie who tries to fly an aircraft but makes absolutely absurd movements such as flying unnecessarily high, making vastly wide and enormous turns, or excessive falling back due to the initiates advancement in positioning
This altitude idiot just spammed his lockons the entire time and called me a modder with aimbot for killing him with my machine guns.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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