Altitooties Share definition Flag An increase in farts, flatulence, or gas caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes. Dang! All this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties! Fart Flatulence Altitude Gas Altitooties by kjord June 13, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Altitooties mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch