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1. GENIUS.

2. Cold as ice.

3. The sound of a kayak scraping against the bottom of a lake, as 2 birds make the sound "alpino" as they climax
1. You are an ALPINO.

2. It is cold; you are an alpino.

3. You sound like an Alpino.
alpino by H Fizzle May 15, 2007

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

Alpine, NJ 

The East Coast's Beverly Hills
Kid 1: Should we go swimming? Or bowling? Or play tennis? Or ride ATVs?

Kid 2: Let's just go to my house in Alpine, NJ where we can do it all.
Alpine, NJ by matty8604 December 17, 2011

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
per gli alpini l'impossibile non esiste

for the Alpini the impossible does not exist
alpini by Alpino November 6, 2009

Alpine Daddy 

A male, typically an Instagram photographer, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a wide brimmed hat, a roll top backpack, and a camera at hand.

If they have six pack abs, you’ll likely see them with shirtless with a bandanna and black ripped jeans doing backflips at every location.

A common shot is mid dive into glacial lake.
Wow @jayrmcdonald is such an alpine daddy!

Man, those teal and orange tones are poppin’! You must be a real alpine daddy!
Alpine Daddy by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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