Alpino's definitions

light him up

infantry term to open fire on someone, by order or individually

shooting at someone

killing the enemy with small arms fire

a haji seen running with AK47 light him up!

the MF started shooting at us so we lit him up

by Alpino November 6, 2009

AK

The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.

Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.

Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a hungry peasant with an AK.

by Alpino October 28, 2008

honyocker

Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.

1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.

by Alpino January 13, 2009

General Order Number One

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!

"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

coolie

All the Indian Pakistani Bangladeshi types working for KBR in Iraq or Afghanistan. Some are really coolio and dream of the great 7-11 in the sky the USA, some hate the USA cause we pay them $5 a day. The ones in country work their asses off at laundry or cooking, but the ones in the bazaars are real rip off artists, swindling Joes, who miss the great PX in the sky Wal-Mart back home

The coolies in the DEFAC are great but the ones at the bazaar selling bootleg DVDs and trinket are real cocks.

by Alpino February 5, 2012

shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

by Alpino December 15, 2008

Eye-talian

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.

by Alpino October 28, 2020