When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino December 15, 2008
The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
by Alpino March 15, 2010
an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"
by Alpino June 13, 2010
holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
by Alpino February 05, 2012
Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 01, 2023
Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
by Alpino January 26, 2010
A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!
"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
by Alpino March 29, 2010