Altitooties

An increase in farts, flatulence, or gas caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes.

Dang! All this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties! Fart Flatulence Altitude Gas

by kjord June 13, 2016

altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004