Altitoots

Flatulence due to a change in altitude

After driving from Chicago, IL to Denver, CO, Danny experienced a bad case of the altitoots.

Altitoots by tdnizzle December 4, 2013

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altiTOOTS

The gas you get when traveling to higher elevation.

We had mad altiTOOTS when first visiting Colorodo.

altiTOOTS by HDoubH4thawin March 31, 2021

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Altitooties

An increase in farts, flatulence, or gas caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes.

Dang! All this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties! Fart Flatulence Altitude Gas

Altitooties by kjord June 13, 2016

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altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

altitudies or altitooties by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

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altitorture

A funny as fuck game lol

PrettyPepsi (my display name): wanna play alitorture
Roxy: I just looked, it’s called altitorture, not alitorture

altitorture by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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altitorture

A fun asf game that’s on roblox, it’s a 2-player obby

Me: let’s play altitorture

My bff: yes please

altitorture by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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