Alvitos

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Alvitos is the most underrated, amazing and precious person in whole the world. U really smart and pretty. U have a side that only a few people get to see. I love you so so so much and everyone should have someone like you in their lives. Thanks for being yourself, you’re doing a great job. Don’t give up, u will be happy and successful.

pedro: i feel like giving up on everything.
clara: u can’t do that u such an alvitos!

Alvitos by idkdoe September 17, 2020

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Alvito

Dickhead. A man who will make as much money as he can to go and spend it all on a UEFA final game.

He is alvito of all jackasses

Alvito by spurtan August 10, 2009

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alvitis

inflammation of the abdomen or intestine.

The child's illness has been diagnosed as alvitis.

alvitis by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

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Alvites

Spanish street slang for an asshole who will kidnap and molest your underage sister.

"If That Alvites comes around, pack up the kids and go."

Alvites by SweetestFist March 5, 2019

Alitosis

A word used as a verbal alarm system or signal.

A word used to say goodbye

Help me man! Alitosis!

I think I'm going to go to bed. Alitosis

Alitosis by Ecolostic July 17, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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