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Alvitos is the most underrated, amazing and precious person in whole the world. U really smart and pretty. U have a side that only a few people get to see. I love you so so so much and everyone should have someone like you in their lives. Thanks for being yourself, you’re doing a great job. Don’t give up, u will be happy and successful.
pedro: i feel like giving up on everything.
clara: u can’t do that u such an alvitos!
Alvitos by idkdoe September 17, 2020
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Dickhead. A man who will make as much money as he can to go and spend it all on a UEFA final game.
He is alvito of all jackasses
Alvito by spurtan August 10, 2009
The child's illness has been diagnosed as alvitis.
alvitis by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010
Spanish street slang for an asshole who will kidnap and molest your underage sister.
"If That Alvites comes around, pack up the kids and go."
Alvites by SweetestFist March 5, 2019

Alitosis 

A word used as a verbal alarm system or signal.

A word used to say goodbye
Help me man! Alitosis!

I think I'm going to go to bed. Alitosis
Alitosis by Ecolostic July 17, 2019

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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