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Altitooties
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An
increase
in farts,
flatulence
, or
gas
caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes.
Dang! All this
time
spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties!
Fart
Flatulence Altitude
Gas
Altitooties
by
kjord
June 13, 2016