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Velcrotic

Of or pertaining to velcro.
The way Mike's pants were sticking to his leg was velcrotic.
by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004
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velcrotard

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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Velcrosac

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls
I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.
by GrayMac May 7, 2010
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
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Velcrotch

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.
by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010
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Velcroing

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014
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