Of or pertaining to velcro.
by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004
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1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
Get the Velcrocity mug.noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls
by GrayMac May 7, 2010
Get the Velcrosac mug.1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
Get the Velcrocity mug.A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.
by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010
Get the Velcrotch mug.When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
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