Velcrotic
Of or pertaining to velcro.
Velcrotic by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004
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velcrotard
Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:
1] Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
1] Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
velcrotard by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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Velcrocity
The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
Velcrocity
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
Velcrotch
A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.