A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

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the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.