velcroic 

Like "magnetic" only with Velcro

That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic

velcroic by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Velcrotch 

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.

Velcrotch by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010

Velcroing 

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

Velcroing by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

Velcrotic

Of or pertaining to velcro.

The way Mike's pants were sticking to his leg was velcrotic.

Velcrotic by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004