velcroic
velcroic by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004
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Velcrocity
The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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Velcrocity
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
Velcrotch
A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
Velcroing
When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Velcroing by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014
velcroid
I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.
velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006
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