velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

velcroid by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

Velcroing 

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

Velcroing by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

velcroic 

Like "magnetic" only with Velcro

That fuzzy sweater is really velcroic

velcroic by The DopeHatMan August 1, 2004

velcroed 

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

velcroed by guccigirl September 1, 2005

Velcridity 

An objects ability to be velcroed.

My shoes lost their velcridity when I put them in the washer; the strap is useless now!

Velcridity by PRP7 August 19, 2019

velcroed 

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

velcroed by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

Velcroing 

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

Velcroing by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016