velcro

an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.

guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?

guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby

by jamesph April 06, 2010

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 19, 2003

velcro

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

by Yebeka December 19, 1999

velcro

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

by Neil009 February 28, 2011

velcro

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

by Dmunsey November 04, 2003

velcro

A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.

Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!

by Gupta789 December 29, 2007