A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.
Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.
Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.
by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010
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by L.B. April 17, 2006
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An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.
"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"
by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004
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1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigress420 December 10, 2008
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2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
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some kid: like, omg, i failed my test today!
some other kid: oo that sucks you should have studied more
velroth: well if you ask me the test was written very poorly by the teacher, but if you wanted an advantage to this test you could have done this or that or studied while listenign to music.. experts say that the best way to study is in short increments of time and drink lots of fluids... although it doesnt really matter what you got since it will stay the same and youre stupid, while i, of course, am not. this is because i know more than you about everything.
some other kid: oo that sucks you should have studied more
velroth: well if you ask me the test was written very poorly by the teacher, but if you wanted an advantage to this test you could have done this or that or studied while listenign to music.. experts say that the best way to study is in short increments of time and drink lots of fluids... although it doesnt really matter what you got since it will stay the same and youre stupid, while i, of course, am not. this is because i know more than you about everything.
by somerandomkidyep October 21, 2005
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