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Johnny is a slang term that is used to refer to your dick.
Now she wanna suck and put my Johnny in her throat.
by Rodrigo&Rauul August 14, 2018
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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A gamer that if u saw on the street would be an averagely good-looking guy but when he gets home he plays non-stop video games.
Hey lets go hang out with eric today. " woah dude!" Hes more of aJohnny. "I woulda never known."
by liljohnny April 13, 2010
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A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.
I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
by muffindamule October 05, 2006
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"Johnny" is a codeword used whenever you're doing something you're not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. Rather than shouting "Teacher!" or "the cops!", shout "Johnny", and the afore mentioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness.
"We're gonna beat this poor kid up. Who's on Johnny watch?"
"I'll look out for Johnnies for ya."
"No, you're the kid we're gonna beat up."
"Oh. Damn."
by Jimbo McGee April 09, 2006
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An amazing individual when you know them well. At first they appear shy and timid however that soon sets at ease when forming a close bond. Johnny’s are very fun and entertaining to be around (you are guaranteed to laugh). Very good looking and extremely stylish. You want a Johnny.
Johnny is a little Shy.
Johnny is amazing!
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by Mini_Depp1122 September 16, 2020
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Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.
Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?

Girl 2: Johnny...

Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.

Girl 2: I can't forget him.
by XTruth HurtsX September 18, 2020
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