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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

velcrocity

when something is no longer Velcro-able
These sandals have lost their velcrocity
velcrocity by untamed March 24, 2003

terminal velocity 

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.
Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

Velocity Traptor 

Noun.

Someone who is a trap in a lego game that catfishes.
Yo Shadow dated a Velocity Traptor, yea their name was Ezionation!
Velocity Traptor by KarlPatel16 June 21, 2018

Velocity Vapor 

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.
I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.
Velocity Vapor by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

velocity 

your chemistry teacher says this instead of speed to sound like a scientist
The speed... oh wait velocity of the car is 40 mph.
velocity by pancake king June 10, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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