Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.
by JayrAir October 15, 2010
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Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
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