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as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.
Yo I’m fuckin greeted right now
greeted by yeahgan December 4, 2017
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High on weed; called 'greeted' cause the word 'hi' is a greeting.
"Man, you greeted ain't you?"
greeted by M. F. June 21, 2006

GREETED DPT 

A GREETED DPT is a LITERALL god, a god of having the best comedic timing. He may not seem like much but he is in deed very epic. GREETED DPT was inspired by his very gay parents Ajkilla and Greeted door
Hahaha that's almost like something GREETED DPT would say
GREETED DPT by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

Greeted Spoon 

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team
Greeted Spoon is bad at COD
Greeted Spoon by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed 

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

JTV Greeter 

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.
Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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