The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.
"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2
To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax
Sam was out pertising for so long last night that his wife had a go at him
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.