Turdism

A form of portrait making that was inspired by Pablo Picasso. A Turdism drawing is created by drawing a subject with all focus directed to the subject and no focus directed to the paper. Turdism is often drawn swiftly and efficiently, and the end result will vary.

Currently Turdism is limited to only a few known artists, those of which refuse to publish their portraits online.

That guy knows his Turdism; just look at the portrait he bought, it's amazing!

by KoffDum November 7, 2010

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Gran Turismo 4

A racing video game for ps2 with over 600 cars, over 60 tracks, and some ridiculously long endurance races.

I played gran turismo 4 yesterday.

by 5'11"Racer September 25, 2006

turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

by BoomScooter November 19, 2009

Gran Turismo

An amazing driving simulator, that, at the same time, manages to be like Pokemon but with cars.

Gran Turismo, gotta win 'em all!

by Lollerc0a5t3r July 24, 2010

turdsmell

turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.

I was broken hearted when my wife crashed my beloved turdsmell into the back of a honda civic.

by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011