dead

Britney Spear's career

Wow britney spears sucks

by The Truth January 13, 2005

dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

by imbeciIe April 06, 2019

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

by IFORGOT December 08, 2002

dead

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

by purplestar1952 September 11, 2009

dead

used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.

wow! that's dead good!
you're dead cool!
yum, that pie was dead tastey!

by Cara Roberts April 29, 2006

dead

1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble

1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead

by ihavenolife June 29, 2004

dead

An adverb that typically modifies an adjective. Often used as a replacement for "very," "so," or "extremely" and is assumed to have a stronger positive or negative connotation.

"You got an F in PE? Are you serious?"
"Yeah man I'm dead serious"

"Hey that girl over there is dead hot"

"My dad was dead pissed when I took his car out for a drive"

"That Calculus test was easy"
"Are you kidding? That test was dead hard"

by Adrian D. March 23, 2009