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turdsmell

turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.
I was broken hearted when my wife crashed my beloved turdsmell into the back of a honda civic.
by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011
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turdwell

Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.
Example.
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.

Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
by Devilmademedoit March 9, 2014
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turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
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Turdswallower

A white woman who "dates" negro men. Based on the fact that the negro penis resembles a turd
"to bad about Sandy, once she broke 200 lbs. she became a turdswallower"
by coontruth February 26, 2009
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Turdellini

My stomach hurt so bad... until I released a bowl full of turdellini’s
by Debi Lee December 4, 2019
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turdskillet

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.
B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH
by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010
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turdsville

a fried egg made from egg whites (the macaroni and cheese topping)
"a turdsville deep-fried egg"
by Bob3Studios September 27, 2020
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