wagon

(Ireland) an obnoxious, agressive woman, a bitch

Our new boss is a right wagon!

by gp April 21, 2005

wagon

one who's ass is excessively large.

haley has a nice wagon.

by saunderrs143 October 21, 2006

wagon

A british term for a fat ass

DAMN SHE GOT A WAGON

by jacobtyso January 25, 2021

wagon

a penis without circumcision. also known as a covered wagon.

did you here about josh, he's got a wagon.

by nooger December 18, 2004

wagon

Inspired by the Wagon Wheel adverts (ooh! you would), 'wagon' means an attractive member of the opposite sex. Often coupled with jokes like, 'I'd leap aboard that wagon and just ride it till the next town'. Cf 'bandwagon' - a GROUP of wagons.

(looking at fit girl): "wagon".

by senecauk June 11, 2006

wagon

A fed on instagram that claims to be a sim swapper but in reality he has an office desk job at the FBI HQ

Woah man you’re going to jail, who caught you?
That nigga wagon he was wearing a wire

by fuck aceroomtv January 04, 2023

wagon

An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.

Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"

Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."

As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.

by BigC818 November 28, 2016