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crapping 

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
crapping by Evotistical August 19, 2011

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.
We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!
crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"
Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping flu 

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes
i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.
crapping flu by betbug February 11, 2009

Crapping Negative 

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.
(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."
Crapping Negative by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit 

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
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