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One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences
I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
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the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?
by Borne August 28, 2006
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A portable enclosed toilet unit, on account of its resemblance to Dr Who's time machine, the Tardis. They are usually seen at festivals and outdoor events.
Hey Steve, did you see Dr Poo during your travels in that Turdis.
by Mark123456 June 23, 2007
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turdis is a name for a guy that's a Turd but phrased funnier. We gave this to my som after a visit to Red Robin after throwing crayons at another boy. My son has mega autism and other people bully him at school so we have to take him to Red Robin and let him throw crayons at people to soothe his autism. Micheal + Claire
My son Turdis "Durrr daddy I'm throwing crayons at the boys durrrr"

You "TURDIS! Don't do that they could beat us up"
by Minkus May 31, 2017
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the tiny, fit little dackside of a hot girl, that can accommodate a huge cock. just like Doctor Who's tardis, it much bigger than it looks
Neil; hey Rob that girls arse looks so tight that it would squeek when you fuck it.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
by your friend rob January 22, 2011
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Turdis. Those Tardis- like portable loos that are set up on building sites in UK

Resembling the Tardis that Dr Who travelled in, the Turdis only travels under the steam of the delivery truck that delivers it for the relief of the workmen.

On big sites, there are two, called ''Turdi'' plural
''Bloody hell, ugh, was so hung over the stench from the TURDIS made me gag''
Oh no...I don't think I can hang on til knocking off time, the Turd is crowning..I'll have to brave the Turdis, and choose the least offensive one.
by Oakbark May 23, 2018
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