by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
A portable enclosed toilet unit, on account of its resemblance to Dr Who's time machine, the Tardis. They are usually seen at festivals and outdoor events.
by Mark123456 June 23, 2007
the tiny, fit little dackside of a hot girl, that can accommodate a huge cock. just like Doctor Who's tardis, it much bigger than it looks
Neil; hey Rob that girls arse looks so tight that it would squeek when you fuck it.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
by your friend rob January 23, 2011
A Plumber...
linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”
by Sossburger June 30, 2018
The f-cking teacher tried to give me an F for being tardy, but I told her that was bullsh-t. I explained that I was turdy, not tardy.
by pornhorn55 January 10, 2010
"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"
"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
by Abe.. May 10, 2021
The immature brother of the selfie.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
by meezy December 12, 2013