A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.
by Gesso March 16, 2007
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When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.
"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

by Monick September 13, 2006
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The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.
Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."
by batsoup August 17, 2009
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An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.
Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.
by Waky October 05, 2006
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After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back
I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.
by spoon1990 February 21, 2011
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Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh
'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
by Fresher November 25, 2005
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A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on Monet)
I thought that guy standing at the bar looked really hot but when he turned around... complete Picasso.
by Jeepguy77 March 10, 2007
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